My blog has been broken for a little while now and just got around to fixing it this afternoon.  I kind of went backwards when I re-posted them so they are all a little out of order.  But I put some of my favorites at the beginning

Farmer Sadie

• “There is no fence that can contain a horney goat.”
• “Ever since I hit that waterer with the truck, its been nothing but trouble.”
• “Well at least there isn’t a cow on my front porch”
• “Idle hooves are the devil’s playground.”
• “I think soap-making has made me hungry”
• “Arghh!! Fu*k it. Fu*k it, and fu*k you” (said mid-project all around the farm)
• “I realized very early on, this farm is no place for dainty women”
• “I’m just glad the goat didn’t die.”
• “Man… I look GOOD when I’m clean!”
• “I wonder how long that chicken was *in* there?!”
• “Carmen honey please, you’re standing on the chicken.”
• “The irrigation system is fine. Its the gravity that’s the problem.”
• “I didn’t mean to tackle your dog like that. She was just stressin’ me out.”
• “Listen you useless meat sack. I AM triming your hooves.”
• “We’re practicing planned parenthood here. If I’m not breeding, no one is.”

We just crack ourselves up! I’ll keep a running log…