Lately I find myself and my guests saying things I never would have thought would come out of our mouths. Here are a few that came up this week
- “There is no fence that can contain a horny goat.”
- “Ever since I hit that waterer with the truck, its been nothing but trouble.”
- “Well at least there isn’t a cow on my front porch”
- “Idle hooves are the devil’s playground.”
- “Arghh!! Fu*k it. Fu*k it, fu*k this, and fu*k YOU!” (said mid-project all around the farm)
- “I realized very early on, this farm is no place for dainty women”
- “I’m just glad the goat didn’t die.”
- “Man… I look GOOD when I’m clean!”
- “I wonder how long that chicken was *in* there?!”
- “Carmen honey please, you’re standing on the chicken.”
- “The irrigation system is fine. Its the gravity that’s the problem.”
- “I didn’t mean to tackle your dog like that. She was just stressin’ me out.”
- “Listen you useless meat sack. I AM trimming your hooves.”
- “We’re practicing planned parenthood here. If I’m not breeding, no one is.”
We just crack ourselves up! I’ll keep this as a running log…
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